Joe

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2003-08-14T17:29:58Z

i got..
adv. art- B
biology- C
modern studies- int2 A
IM CLEVER!?!?!
i got into uni though which is mighty fine.
havent seen calum in ages and his smell is starting to wear off of those panties i stole.

STARLOG 183293.5

2003-08-09T18:00:03Z

i went to the zoo today and it was pretty fun.
i've got a job as a 'mudboy'which means i do scientific things to mud.
or help on a building site, but it's ok.

buy my new book, available in shops now.

2003-07-13T02:17:51Z

Glasto is pasto and it was a mouthafukkin blasto! shamone!
em...
i need a job. so i can have pennies.
im liking idlewild and the mars volta coupled with radiohead of course.
not seen anyone in ages. i think i was supposed to phone gillian judging by her live journal.(phone me when you get back)
is donkey even alive?!?
bought labyrinth and watched it a couple of times because it is fookin' amazin'. j.k.rowling stole stuff from it i think.

HARRY POTTER

2003-06-23T20:35:09Z

i'm like a harry potter sadist/dominatrix.
why i hear you ask?
because i secretly kind of want someone to ruin the plot for me and tell me who dies but then again i don't. and then again i don't really care.
and harry potter is a moody hormonal little shit so i hope it turn's out that kreatcher kills him.
but dumbuldore probarly dies of old age. or ron because he's ginger. or hermione because she's posh. or voldemort because the goodies always win. or kreatcher, lupin, sirius, tonks or in fact mrs weasley because would anyone actually care?
is there a new broom?
what i REALLY want to happen is for someone to steal the last chapter (preferable me) and tell everyone.
and i like pulling peoples bookmarks out.(you know who you are)HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GLASTO

2003-06-23T20:18:28Z

glastonbury on friday should be reasonably amazing i should think.

RADIOHEAD

2003-06-09T12:10:04Z

oh my god! its out!
me and calum went to avalanche at 9 this morning and bought it. (special edition like all mappy)
its amazing if you don't already know or are stupid.
my favourite so far is 2+2=5. peace out.
p.s. i got a brown velvet jacket too which is pretty cool?

thrift

2003-06-06T19:04:16Z

we're gonna thrift like its 1967!!!

radiohead

2003-05-24T17:44:25Z

the 21st was the most spectacular day of my life....

Hmmmm.....

2003-05-13T18:34:30Z

The video for 'there there' is cool. Calum- 'think tank' is not better than 'hail to the theif by simple laws of physics.....
so shut it.
LAST DAY OF SCHOOL TOMORROW!!!!

HAIRMUTHAFUKKA

2003-05-12T17:58:03Z

i need to get my haircut better so im looking for someone to copy.
Two days of school left!
I'm mabey getting this cool as fuck suit with a waistcoat and everything!

biznatchio @ 2003-05-07T22:00:00

2003-05-07T21:02:09Z

I can't wait to start study leave......
I can't wait to get paid....
I can't wait to go to radiohead....
I can't wait to go to glastonbury...
I can't wait to leave school...
I can't wait to go to bed tonight...

GAK!

2003-05-06T18:54:18Z

i got up at 1030 and watched 'I'm a celebrity, get me out of here!'
then i lay about untill 3. then i realised my mum would be home soon and would hit the roof if she seen me...
...so i ran upstairs and had a bath(not a shower like i usually do which was weird)
then i played guitar and after i listened to pink floyed loud on earphones in the dark(i put my dressing gown over my head)
had dinner(frikkadellen and salad)
I watched ricchard and judy whilst supping tea and moaning, close to tears, that it wasn't 6 o'clock yet when i could get on the internet.
and now im on and im running out of things to do except speak to catriona who says shes in the mood for making fun of me. COOL!

JOBBY

2003-05-05T22:19:14Z

i have a boring life....

RADIOHEAD

2003-05-04T19:28:45Z

OMG!!OMG!!HELLO!!!!
I got my corn exchange ticket?!?!! :o
AND did i mention im going to see them at glastonbury toooo!!!?!?!?
no i didn't. but i am now!!!

biznatchio @ 2003-05-04T20:00:00

2003-05-04T19:02:32Z

whew it works again.
i've got monday and tues day off woohoo!
this bitch-boss-from-hell-hitler-offspring-psycho made me take out my lip piercing so im now off to partake in the agonisly irritating job of putting it back in! i'll get back to you.

biznatchio @ 2003-05-04T19:54:00

2003-05-04T18:53:06Z

Calum stop hassling me.

hellisforheroes

2003-04-30T18:58:15Z

hell is for heroes was fucking godly. I scrubbed justins heed when he went crowdsurfing!! OMG!!! HELLO!!!
And i bought a sweatband that says 'hell is for heroes' on it!!
And I saw (and touched) Paul Fig ex-guitarist of AMEN and now guitarist of bluebird who were preety good.
I almost caught a drumstick but a mangy guy right in front of me got it which was fucking shhhhiiiitttteee!!!!!
random smiley (#45)

LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

2003-04-28T18:53:25Z

i know who sprite is now! but i don't think he wants to kill me. even though i said to calum when i seen someone lying down "Oh, it's ok!!! It's not seven up!!!!!" (meaning sprite) and it was!!!!! OMG HELLO!!!

MY NEW LIVE JOURNAL

2003-04-28T18:31:27Z

coolies i finally got a code! all you stingey bastards can now rest in the knowledge that i won't be on the scrounge anymore! P.S. i had a bowl of cherrios for lunch calum x